I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!