My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Some people spend Valentine's Day searching for their soulmate.

I'm just trying to decide if my soulmate is the pizza delivery guy or the remote control.

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch