Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], his idea of a perfect Saturday involved epic gaming sessions or spontaneous road trips.

Now, I hear his biggest weekend triumph is successfully assembling IKEA furniture, and occasionally, getting to choose the movie on Netflix... after a lengthy negotiation.

They say falling in love is easy, but staying in love takes work.

I think it's more like assembling IKEA furniture: it looks simple on the box, there are a lot of confusing pieces, you definitely need a second person, and sometimes you just accept that there's a screw left over.

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.

But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.