I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.

But honestly, I think she's just kneading the attention.