๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialTuesday, April 14, 2026
I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy
but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right
More Millennial Jokes
My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.
I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'
I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle
to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job
My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.
Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.
I'm trying to adult, but the housing market is tough
I've got a 401k, but it's just a list of 401 reasons I'll never own a home
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