๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialTuesday, April 14, 2026
I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy
but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right
More Millennial Jokes
I've been doing the work in therapy to practice self-compassion
But it's hard to be kind to myself when my student loans are still sending me mean emails
I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails, and they said
it's about 'being present' and 'synergy' โ code for 'I don't trust you to actually read the email'.
My boomer parents told me the secret to success was to 'pull myself up by my bootstraps.'
I'm still trying to find a pair of boots I can afford.
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
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