I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'

when I asked for a raise.

I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.