I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice

But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton

I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.