My therapist said my anxious attachment style makes me constantly seek reassurance.

So I immediately texted her to ask if she thought I was doing okay.

I just saw a 'cozy starter home' listed for half a million dollars.

The 'starter' part must refer to starting your multi-decade debt spiral.

My boomer neighbor asked why I don't just 'work harder' to afford a house.

I told him I'm currently working three jobs, and I just learned to braid my bootstraps.

I asked my boomer parents for housing advice

They told me to 'just stop eating avocado toast', like that's the down payment on a McMansion