I went to the ocean and saw a shell that was having an identity crisis

It was feeling a little shell-shocked

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really good at catching the ball, but the owner was having trouble throwing it straight. I asked him if he was using a special technique to throw the ball, and he said

he was paws-itive it would improve with practice

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've been feeling a little chicken lately.'

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a fowl mood.'