So I was trying to fix a squeaky door hinge in the house today, and my son came over to watch. He asked me why the door was making such a loud noise every time I opened it.

I told him it was because the door was feeling unhinged!

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

I'm shell-shocked I forgot to buy eggs at the store.

I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.