Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!

Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept tocking too much!

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings