What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

This Valentine's Day, while everyone's planning candlelit dinners and romantic getaways...

I'm planning an epic solo mission to the grocery store for half-price chocolate on February 15th.

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!

My ideal Valentine's Day date involves candlelight and soft music...

...which is just me eating pizza in the dark so I don't have to share, and my neighbors are playing their bass too loud.