What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!