What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it felt crumby and wanted a sweet diagnosis