What did the grape say when it got invited to a Valentine's Day party?

I'm crushed that I have to decline, but I'd love to wine and dine with you another time

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

My ideal Valentine's Day involves a long, loving relationship...

...with my remote control and a very large pizza.

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.