They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes, and now I can't find the Valentine's candy aisle.

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven