Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.