Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner