Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!