What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?

You're always draining my resources.

Why did the werewolf go to the library?

Because it was looking for a paws-itive read.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house