My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.

We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.

I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be together

They said it was love at first sight, but I think it was just because they both swiped right

They say love is all you need, but I think marriage is more like a DIY project from a flat-pack furniture store.

You start with enthusiasm, follow vague instructions, argue over which part goes where, and eventually, you end up with something beautiful... and maybe a few extra pieces you're not sure about.

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.