When my wife and I were dating, I made sure she always had plenty of space.

Now, I consider it a win if I manage to keep my own pillow by morning.

Before [Couple's Names] met, they each had their own idea of a perfect evening.

Now, they'll spend the rest of their lives negotiating Netflix queues.

We tried to book our dream wedding venue a year and a half in advance.

Apparently, Saturdays in October are reserved for people who started planning their weddings in kindergarten.

I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.

He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.