I've been dating a professional librarian, and she's been teaching me about the importance of cataloging and shelving our desires.

But it turns out, her favorite position is still 'between the stacks'.

My art teacher told me I needed to really 'work on my finishing techniques' to get a better grade.

She said my pieces were always 'too quick' and lacked 'depth'.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

My sniper instructor always emphasized the importance of proper bullet trajectory.

He said, 'You want maximum penetration, and a clean, deep impact.'