I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

Now I know what it's like to be in a relationship, a backup plan, and a participation trophy all at the same time.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'