Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.

Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its costume and get some paws-itive candy

Why did the superhero bring an extra cape trick-or-treating?

In case he needed to super-size his candy bag!

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

To get to the other sweet side!