I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

I decided to become a mushroom farmer

Because I heard it's a fun-gi career

I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!