They say that when you get married, you should always keep the spark alive.

And I'm pretty sure that spark eventually evolves into the static electricity you get from arguing over who left the lights on.

Many people talk about all the big adjustments you make when you get married.

But nobody warned me the biggest debate would be over the thermostat setting.

I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him

He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'

Before we got married, I'd write my wife little love notes.

Now, a 'love note' is me leaving the last bite of pizza in the box for her.