I was talking to the groom about his expectations for married life

He said he's looking forward to having a partner in crime, and I think he's going to get that – every time they look at their joint bank statement

Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], his idea of a perfect Saturday involved epic gaming sessions or spontaneous road trips.

Now, I hear his biggest weekend triumph is successfully assembling IKEA furniture, and occasionally, getting to choose the movie on Netflix... after a lengthy negotiation.

Our initial wedding budget was a meticulously planned financial document.

By the end, it was more of a cautionary tale that we'd tell our children to scare them into eloping.

They say the secret to a long and happy marriage is communication.

And by 'communication,' I mean eventually understanding exactly what your partner wants without them having to say a single word. Usually, that word is 'coffee' or 'the remote.'