๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, April 18, 2026
I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage
which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver
More Millennial Jokes
I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails
and they said 'but then you'd miss out on the synergy and collaboration... and also your paycheck'
My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.
I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
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