๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, April 18, 2026
I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage
which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver
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I've been working on my emotional regulation in therapy
Now I can cry about my student loans in a more intentional way
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
I've been searching for a affordable apartment
but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying
Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that
management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going
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