Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're making my heart grow a petal-fect love for you

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.