Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating true love...

...the love between me and an entire extra-large pizza.