I have so many side hustles now,

my tax return looks like a 'Help Wanted' sign.

My manager told us to 'find our resilience' during this impossible quarter.

I found mine in updating my LinkedIn profile.

I just saw a 'cozy starter home' listed for half a million dollars.

The 'starter' part must refer to starting your multi-decade debt spiral.

I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.