๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My boss told me I need to stop coming up short on my deadlines.
I told him, 'At least I'm not the one coming early.'
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Now I'm a model, but only in the classical sense โ I'm only good for a few positions.
My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.
...I never knew yoga could be so intense.
I've been taking sailing lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to navigate through tight spots, avoid getting tangled up, and make the most of every stroke.
Now I'm hooked on her techniques.
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Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend
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