I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to tune me out in bed.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional taxidermist, and she's always trying to get me to mount something that's been dead for a while.

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

Now I'm much better at getting things wet and spinning them into shape.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through