Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.