What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

My wife told me to buy a new calendar.

I told her there was no point, its days are numbered anyway.

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist

I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.

I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'