☕ Girl Tea Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
I love that corporate dress codes are getting more relaxed these days.
It just means I can spend 20 minutes trying to find the *perfect* blazer to make my 'dressed-up' sweatpants look professional.
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I've been trying to learn how to say no without apologizing,
but so far I've only mastered saying 'I'm so sorry, no' without apologizing for the apology.
I've been noticing a trend on dating apps
where guys list 'traveling' as a hobby, but their only photo is from a weekend in Vegas 5 years ago
I saw a TikTok where a woman showed her 'five-minute, natural glow' makeup routine.
Five minutes for her, maybe. For me, that's five minutes just to decide if I even *need* to put on a bra today.
He said I was 'too picky' because I wanted a guy who could hold a conversation and, you know, ideally have a job.
Meanwhile, his dating profile said 'seeking a woman who's naturally gorgeous, a gourmet chef, and loves watching all 8 seasons of my favorite anime.' Pretty sure we have different definitions of 'picky,' fellas.
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