My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

Now I'm much better at getting things wet and spinning them into shape.

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.