I've been dating a girl who's a talented architect, and she's always trying to design the perfect bedroom

But honestly, I think she's just trying to build a case for why I'm always on top

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.