I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.

But honestly, I think she's just kneading the attention.

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship