I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.

I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.

Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.

My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.

I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse – feels more realistic.