๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.
I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'
More Millennial Jokes
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I just get anxious about how anxious I'm going to get
I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.
She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'
I just got a raise, but it's all relative
because now I can afford ramen noodles twice a week instead of once
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
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