๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.
I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'
More Millennial Jokes
I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.
She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'
I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care
So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks
I've been trying to develop a growth mindset in therapy
but it's hard when my student loans are still in a fixed mindset about being paid
I've been trying to work on my anxiety in therapy
Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy
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