I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy

but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right

I've been searching for a affordable apartment

but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying