☕ Girl Tea Joke
Saturday, March 28, 2026
My phone just prompted me to 'Clear tabs and free up space.'
And I thought, 'Honey, if you could see the tabs open in my *brain* right now, you'd just give up and restart.'
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I've started using a mindfulness app to help me stay focused throughout the day
Now I'm just mindfully aware of how much I'm procrastinating
I've realized I essentially have two completely separate wardrobes now.
There's the 'present me' wardrobe, which is 90% comfortable leggings and oversized sweaters. And then there's the 'aspirational me' wardrobe, full of tailored blouses and impractical heels, patiently waiting for a life I'm apparently too busy or tired to live.
I saw a TikTok where a woman showed her 'five-minute, natural glow' makeup routine.
Five minutes for her, maybe. For me, that's five minutes just to decide if I even *need* to put on a bra today.
I've started to think that my planner is just a book where I write down all the things I'm pretending to have control over
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