My pool instructor told me the most important thing is to keep a firm grip on the cue stick.

He said you have to know how to really stroke it smoothly for a clean break and a tight pocket.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.