Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My girlfriend spent an hour in the dressing room yesterday trying on new pants.

When she finally emerged, she sighed and said, "It was a tight squeeze, and took a lot of maneuvering, but I think I'm really going to enjoy these."

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.