My girlfriend told me she finds a man who can 'handle his wood' very attractive.

I guess I'd better learn some carpentry.

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

I've been seeing a physical therapist who specializes in rehabilitation

She's been helping me work through some stiffness, and I think we've finally reached a point of complete extension

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.