I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.

He was the core of the operation.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring today.

I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

I tried to start a career as a fisherman, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I was having a reel problem.