I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

My boss just scheduled a meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting,

and honestly, I think my soul just filed its own resignation.

My boss told us, 'We're a family here.'

Then asked why I wasn't excited to work Thanksgiving.

I'm juggling so many side hustles,

I just asked my barista if they offer health insurance.