๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
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I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion
So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session
My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.
So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
I finally feel like I'm really adulting.
I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.
I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
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