Knock-Knock Joke Archive

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'

Knock knock. Who's there? Next question.

Next question who? Next question... oh, this isn't an interview!

Knock knock. Who's there? Figment.

Figment who? Figment of your imagination, but I'm real and I need to come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pixel.

Pixel who? Pixel-fect timing, I just got a new screen!

Knock knock. Who's there? An anticlimax.

An anticlimax who? Exactly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Elijah.

Elijah who? A light bulb just went off, I've got a brilliant idea for a joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, we're going on vacation!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nana.

Nana who? Nana your business!

Knock knock. Who's there? The.

The who? The door, silly! You just opened it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mango.

Mango who? Mango-nificent to meet you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Taco.

Taco who? Taco 'bout a great day to see you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Brush

Brush who? Brush-ing aside the formalities, can I come in?

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive.

Olive who? Olive this conversation, it's going nowhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself!

Knock knock. Who's there? Flake

Flake who? Snow-body's home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wait.

Wait who? Wait a second, I thought *you* were supposed to tell *me* who's there!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tell me.

Tell me who? No, *you're* supposed to tell *me* who's there. I'm the one who knocked, and now I'm waiting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Vaughn.

Vaughn who? Vaughn voyage! Hope your journey's ship-shape and full of bon-bons!