Knock-Knock Joke Archive

Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne.

Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ismael.

Ismael who? Ismael a rat in here, or is this just the *cheesy* aroma of my latest pun-demic?

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

Isabelle who? Isabelle not ringing, what happened to your doorbell?

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

Donut who? Donut ask, just open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock knock. Who's there? A philosophical question.

A philosophical question who? If a joke falls flat in the forest, and no one laughs, was it ever funny?

Knock knock. Who's there? A pause.

A pause who? No, just a pause. The joke's over.

Knock knock. Who's there? This is a knock-knock joke.

This is a knock-knock joke who? Just trying to figure out where we go from here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cereal

Cereal who? Cereal-ly good at making bad jokes, it's a grain of truth!

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

Tank who? You're welcome! No, seriously, *tank* you for opening the door; I was starting to lose my *bearing* out here.

Knock knock. Who's there? You tell me.

You tell me who? No, *you* tell *me* who's there. I'm the one knocking, how should I know who's inside?

Knock knock. Who's there? Isadore.

Isadore who? Isadore a way to *bolt* this conversation open, or are we just going to *hinge* on this preamble without getting to the *pane* point?

Knock knock. Who's there? Disguise.

Disguise who? The sky's the limit for wordplay, so prepare for an un-pun-believable groan-fest!

Knock knock. Who's there? Accordion.

Accordion who? Accordion to the weather report, it's going to rain!

Knock knock. Who's there? Next.

Next who? Next time, just open the door, this isn't a surprise party.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

No one who? Exactly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Otto.

Otto who? Otto know by now that Otto-matically, I'd bring an out-of-this-world pun like this right to your door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

Wu who? Wu don't know, it's a Chinese puzzle to me, but I'm paws-itive I'll figure it out, fur-get about it!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nana.

Nana who? Nana your business!