Knock-Knock Joke Archive

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, we're going on vacation!

Knock knock. Who's there? Axe.

Axe who? Axe-actly! I've been axe-pecting you to open up, 'cause I just had an axe-cellent idea for an axe-traordinarily sharp joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dewey.

Dewey who? Dewey *really* have to endure another pun-ishment this groan-some?

Knock knock. Who's there? Listen.

Listen who? Listen, this isn't a joke, I just need you to open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Donut.

Donut who? Donut even think about glazing over this punchline; it's sure to be sweet!

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank.

Frank who? Frank you very much for opening the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Door.

Door who? You just said 'who's there?' The door is *right here*.

Knock knock. Who's there? The author.

The author who? The author who's running out of names for these jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blink.

Blink who? Blink and you'll miss this utterly tear-able pun about eye-popping humor, so prepare your ocular orb for an optic shock!

Knock knock. Who's there? A question.

A question who? No, just 'A question.' You're supposed to ask *me* a question now.

Knock knock. Who's there? A placeholder for a name.

A placeholder for a name who? Exactly. It could be anyone, couldn't it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hugh.

Hugh who? Hugh-man, I've got a 'Hugh'-ge request: can you 'Hugh'-mor me by letting me in? Because this joke is so pun-tastic, you'll 'Hugh'-rry to tell all your friends, and they'll 'Hugh'-ge-ly regret not being here to 'Hugh'-ear it first!

Knock knock. Who's there? The premise.

The premise who? The premise for a knock-knock joke needs two people, and I'm talking to myself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ophelia.

Ophelia who? Ophelia-ing pretty good about this joke, even if it's a bit of a tragedy for your funny bone!

Knock knock. Who's there? Syntax error.

Syntax error who? Please try again with a valid input.

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

Isabelle who? Isabelle not working, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave.

Dave who? I don't know, *you're* the one who's supposed to open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Figs.

Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ken.

Ken who? Ken I come in already? It's cold out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It's getting so crisp out here, and frankly, I'm just romaine calm, but this wait is making me wilt!