Knock-Knock Joke Archive

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sue

Sue who? Sue-per excited to meet you, it's a shoe-in for a new friend!

Knock knock. Who's there? The sound of one hand clapping.

The sound of one hand clapping who? Exactly! You're not supposed to be able to answer that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'

Knock knock. Who's there? Water.

Water who? Water you waiting for, open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? (Knock knock.)

(Knock knock) who? Oh, for goodness sake, you just started the joke again! This is an endless loop!

Knock knock. Who's there? Flake.

Flake who? Flake out, I'm tired of waiting!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

Dough who? Dough-n't worry, I'm just here for the bread!

Knock knock. Who's there? Amos.

Amos who? Amos *astounding* fact about puns is that Amos *clever* one is Amos *likely* to make you *a-moan*!

Knock knock. Who's there? Purpose.

Purpose who? That's what I've been asking myself for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Etch.

Etch who? Bless you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bye.

Bye who? Bye-gone conclusion, I'm leaving!

Knock knock. Who's there? Marmalade.

Marmalade who? Ma'am, I'd like to spread some cheer with a joke that's jam-packed with puns!

Knock knock. Who's there? Anita.

Anita who? Anita little help with these heavy bags!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody.

Nobody who? Exactly. Why are you talking to the door?

Knock knock. Who's there? The joke.

The joke who? The joke who was supposed to be original and unexpected, but now feels like it's just pointing out its own existence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivan.

Ivan who? Ivan telling you to open this door for ages, my knuckles are practically knocking themselves!

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive.

Olive who? Olive your jokes are so funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis!