Knock-Knock Joke Archive

Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

Maple who? Maple you a favor and open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.

Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Flour.

Flour who? I knead to talk to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Egg

Egg who? Egg-cuse me, I'm cracking under the pressure to make a good pun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Documentation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.

Existential Crisis who? I'm not sure, I've been questioning the meaning of my own existence and the nature of identity, so the concept of a 'who' is somewhat fluid to me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

Pane who? I'm glass you're excited to meet me, but I'm a little transparent about my feelings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wu

Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis, but I'm paws-itive I'll fur-get about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dictionary.

Dictionary who? I'm not defining the terms of this conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat.

Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in, it's a-maize-ing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle.

Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary, or can I just walk right in?