I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert

at shell-ing out advice

What is blue but does not weigh very much?

Light Blue

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.