I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented architect, and she's always trying to design the perfect bedroom

But honestly, I think she's just trying to build a case for why I'm always on top

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through