My new barber asked me how I wanted my head.

I told him I like it when he really works it over and leaves it feeling good.

I went on a first date with a woman last night, and she told me she was really into self-care.

So I asked if she meant meditation, yoga, or just making sure she had enough clean batteries.

My girlfriend asked if I could help her with her new air mattress.

She said she needed me to really 'pump it up' to make sure it was firm enough for us tonight.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.