I've been dating a professional librarian, and she's been teaching me about the importance of cataloging and shelving our desires.

But it turns out, her favorite position is still 'between the stacks'.

I've been dating a botanist, and she's been teaching me about the art of cultivation.

Apparently, I've been nurturing a weed.

I've been dating a professional photographer, and she's always trying to develop our relationship.

But honestly, I think she's just looking for someone to focus on.

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.