I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend

Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?

Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.