I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

and she's always trying to rock my world

My friend, who's a professional trombonist, was telling me about the key to a really great performance. He said you have to get a firm grip on the slide, push and pull it with power and precision, and really blow hard and deep to make it sing.

He was showing me how to hit the high notes.

They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.

My new photography teacher told me I really need to get a good grip on my equipment, keep my lens steady, find the perfect angle, and focus on getting a deep, satisfying shot.

She said it's crucial for capturing the essence of the landscape.