My wife is always complaining that I never listen to her in bed.

So last night, when she yelled 'No, stop!', I immediately pulled out. And she still got mad!

My boss told me if I wanted to get ahead in this company, I needed to learn to use my hands more.

I told him, "I always thought I was more of a head person."

I've been dating a professional librarian, and she's been teaching me about the importance of cataloging and shelving our desires.

But it turns out, her favorite position is still 'between the stacks'.

My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.

...I never knew yoga could be so intense.