My girlfriend told me she wanted something for her birthday that she could ride all night long.

So I went out and bought her a Peloton.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entrance

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.