I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.

My friend, who's a professional trombonist, was telling me about the key to a really great performance. He said you have to get a firm grip on the slide, push and pull it with power and precision, and really blow hard and deep to make it sing.

He was showing me how to hit the high notes.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My boss told me I need to stop coming up short on my deadlines.

I told him, 'At least I'm not the one coming early.'