I've been dating a girl who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our sex life.

Now every time we hook up, it's a blueprint for disaster.

My girlfriend told me she wanted something for her birthday that she could ride all night long.

So I went out and bought her a Peloton.

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.