Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

My girlfriend asked me to fix a really stubborn clog in the shower last night. I had to get down on my knees, work it hard and deep with a long, flexible rod, and really thrust it in until it finally came loose.

The drain's running perfectly now, but I think I pulled a muscle.

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."