My cooking instructor always emphasized the importance of proper preparation.

He said you need to tenderize your meat thoroughly before you really pound it.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'