I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entry

I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.