I asked my financial advisor what the key to long-term satisfaction was.

He just sighed and said, 'Honestly, it's usually over too soon.'

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to grow some herbs in the garden.

I told her I was more into deep rooting and extensive ground cover.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.