Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to tune me out in bed.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our love life.

But honestly, I'm just trying to find the point of no return.