My financial advisor told me I really needed to diversify my assets.

I told him, 'Don't worry, I already have a very well-rounded portfolio.'

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.