I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

My girlfriend spent an hour in the dressing room yesterday trying on new pants.

When she finally emerged, she sighed and said, "It was a tight squeeze, and took a lot of maneuvering, but I think I'm really going to enjoy these."

I've been taking private dance lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to grind with precision, really thrust my hips, and make every move count.

Now I'm finally comfortable with my body and can tango in front of my family.