I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I tried to start a new business selling clocks, but I couldn't find the time.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!

I decided to start a career in baking, but my cakes weren't rising to the occasion