I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.

I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down