I'm addicted to placebos — I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference.

I went to the orchard and saw an apple tree with a ladder leaning against it.

I guess it wanted to take its fruit to a higher level.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I love oysters, they're a real pearl of a snack.