I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.

He was the core of the operation.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.