I took my kids to the dentist, and we saw a toothbrush with a badge on it

I guess it was a 'brush' with the law

So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

I went to the bakery and saw a pie with a face on it

It was a pie-oneer in facial recognition

Why was the broom late?

It overswept!