๐จ Dad Joke
Thursday, March 26, 2026
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
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I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts
I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist
I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.
I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.
I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career
but she just wanted to branch out and try something new
I was trying to learn a new song on my guitar the other day, spending hours practicing. My fingers were really starting to hurt from pressing down on all those strings and trying to get the melody just right.
It was quite a fretting experience!
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