I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

So, I was thinking about taking up a new hobby, maybe learning to play an instrument. I looked at guitars, pianos, even a saxophone.

But I decided against it. I didn't want to get into treble.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my new diet.