My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.

...I never knew yoga could be so intense.

My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

They say men fantasize about having sex with multiple women.

And women fantasize about having sex with *one* man who doesn't need directions.