Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.

My girlfriend just bought a new pressure cooker.

She says she loves all the build-up, and then a good, controlled release.

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.