I've been dating a girl who's a professional taxidermist, and she's always trying to get me to mount something that's been dead for a while.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

My cooking instructor always emphasized the importance of proper preparation.

He said you need to tenderize your meat thoroughly before you really pound it.