I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional dominatrix, and she's always trying to make our relationship more exciting.

But honestly, the only thing she's really dominating is my credit card.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.