I've been taking private dance lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to grind with precision, really thrust my hips, and make every move count.

Now I'm finally comfortable with my body and can tango in front of my family.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

and she's always trying to get me to rub her the right way

I've been taking sailing lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me how to navigate through tight spots, avoid getting tangled up, and make the most of every stroke.

Now I'm hooked on her techniques.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.