My wife was complaining about our plumbing last night. She said something about needing a man who could really handle a pipe, get deep down, and know how to screw things tight to stop the leaking.

So I called a plumber, and he'll be here Monday.

My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

My new Pilates instructor told me I need to really engage my core, get deep into my pelvic floor, and then slowly release it with control.

I'm still not sure what a 'hundreds' exercise is, but I'm getting quite good at it.