I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entrance

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

I've been dating a girl who's a professional librarian, and she's always trying to get me to check out her catalog and see if we have a good connection.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through