I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

I've been dating a girl who's into erotic photography, and she asked me to pose for her.

Now I'm a model, but only in the classical sense – I'm only good for a few positions.