My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.