๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkFriday, April 3, 2026
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.
I said, 'Alright, but you're not getting an orgasm until you finally fix that leaky faucet.'
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Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?
It had a little 'island' to work through
I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.
But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.
My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.
I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.
My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.
...I never knew yoga could be so intense.
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