I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Friday, April 3, 2026

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

More Valentine's Jokes

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty elaborate.

First, I'm making dinner for two. Then I'm eating both servings.

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

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