I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Friday, April 3, 2026

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

More Valentine's Jokes

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

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