I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Friday, April 3, 2026

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

More Valentine's Jokes

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.

What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

You always make me melt!

Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?

Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

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